I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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