He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I am one with the molecules
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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