Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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