pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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