Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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