You really coming over, don't trick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Randomize
