oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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