have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
jump out the window naked night went bad
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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