he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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