He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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