It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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