U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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