No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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