the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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