Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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