I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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