google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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