I could make wine with my vomit
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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