You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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