I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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