That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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