they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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