guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
where does the pee come out of this thing
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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