I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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