I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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