so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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