Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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