her vagine was all disorganized.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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