She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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