she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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