Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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