i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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