? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Randomize
