just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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