Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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