i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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