I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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