If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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