ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There's always time for handjobs
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
