Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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