Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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