Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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