did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We don't watch enough power rangers
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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