You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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