i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
