it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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