Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
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