I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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