Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I need help removing her.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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