she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
